I want to get Fat

I want to get fat.

Well, not fat-fat. Fatter would be a better word. Nevertheless, it sounded better that way so I used that instead.

Moving on, for most of the world, getting fat isn’t the problem; it’s losing it. But for people like me, who have very quick metabolisms and are relatively active, it’s very hard to gain weight.

Today, during PE lesson, I was told that my body-fat percentage is at 12.6%. If Wikipedia is correct, that would land me in the lower percentile of those who are regarded as “athletic”. I wouldn’t disagree with that assessment.

But as I look at my “nekid budy” (pronounced: Naked Body, and for the record, I can’t believe I’m writing this), I look SO THIN!

How is it that I cannot gain weight at all? I have been asking this question for years now. Even if I just laze around, just being a couch (*edit*cough*edit*) potato and eating constantly, I still don’t gain any weight. What’s more, I seem to lose weight once I start becoming active again! Because of this, not just once did I find myself thinking “I’m a thin… thin… freak…”

You may be thinking “what’s the ____ is wrong about that,” but I assure you, it’s something messed-up.

I’m a guy, and I’m thin. Get it?


How the hell do I bulk up when I can’t even gain weight?

The only time I’ve gained weight to the point that people started calling me “fat” was the long months of “revision” for the Hong Kong Certificate of Education Examinations (HKCEEs) in which I spent all my time just sitting in the house, pretending to study, but really just being a lazy-fat-ass.

Do I need to become a lazy-fat-ass again just to gain weight? Not that I can afford to be one, living alone and having to do everything for myself. Not to mention the many places I need to go and people I need to talk to due to the many requirements that’s required of me to do on a weekly basis


Hai hai… so I end by reiterating what I said: I want to get fat!

Because right now, in my freakish body that does not want to gain weight, better FAT than THIN!


10 things I hate…

1.) The number of Ateneo De Manila’s students coming by car, causing a DAILY traffic jam in Katipunan Avenue

2.) …resulting in TOXIC fumes building up in the area and poor jeepney commuters having no choice but to suffocate or feel their lungs burn (there’s no choice between SMOKING or NON-SMOKING).

3.) Fat people occupying space for 2 people in jeepneys, but only paying for one

4.) …and the jeepney driver insisting there’s still space when there’s NONE!

5.) How UP students blame everything on the government

6.) …when in fact, the economy’s BAD everywhere, the cost for education has been increasing globally and it’s not tyranny on the part of the university administration if they increased the tuition fees/miscellaneous fees because they also got short-changed budget-wise by the government.

7.) That a lot of guys don’t wash hands after handling their package                       (euw… ( ゚д゚)!!!).

8.) That people don’t seem to know how to read and let alone understand “Please let passengers exit first”.

9.) People non-challantly throwing cigarette butts on the floor, spitting everywhere, urinating anywhere, etc.

10.) When it rains, it FLO.O.D.S!

FLO = FLOating

O = Objects

D = disturbingly-looks-like