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If only these Starcraft cheats could be used in real life, specifically on Corona, who has challenged his critics to a game of finders keepers. What’s totally rad is the pot is worth a whopping Php200M. Gotta catch ‘em all, eh?

Problem is, Corona seems to have his own cheats, like… allyourLAWSarebelongtous, which renders him invulnerable to prosecution… since, well, he’s the SUPREME Justice… oops… “Chief Justice”. Talk about taking “my word is law” to all new heights.

So how do we beat a fellow cheater? Other than 1337er h4xx0rz (“elite-r” hacking, a.k.a cheat harder, stronger, faster, better), we can learn HOW he cheats… his modus operandi. And thanks to our ever diligent journalists, the release of our (in)famous Chief Justice statement of assets, liabilities and net worth (SALN), we’ve caught him with his pants down.

Seems like papa Corona likes under declaring his assets’ worth and putting them under the names of his family—like how the mafia does it, capiche?

So who’s your daddy now, Mr. “Chief” Justice.

Let justice reign.

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